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Must have dookie enunciation skills or a thick accent
My accent gets in the way occasionally -
@Stuxnet I'll admit that my enunciation isn't great. But the no responses are inexcusable. If you look at the command log it understood what I said. So just not saying anything, not even "I can't do that right now" or SOMETHING is just infuriating.
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I am not a fan of it. I have a Google home mini and it's off.
Google even gifts them now and I could get a second one, but I don't rly want it. Especially because the support for the Germans is quite bad, the fact you could only set a timer with a multiple of 5 killed it for me.
If I tell you to set an alarm for 14:53 don't set it for 14:55 you digital dipshit. -
@Stuxnet Yeah, I reported that and even the support worker told me he is surprised that's not a feature already. (Don't forget I had German set as a language and the features are delayed.) I think they added that quite fast but I was already too disappointed.
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bioDan56225yThe only things i use it for is:
- set a reminder for ..
- set an alarm to ..
- what's the weather
- play the news
- who was ...
That's good enough for me atm. -
@bioDan that's understandable.
I literally only use it to read texts or change the music while I'm driving. And it's completely awful at both. -
kleopi8705yOK Google
Okay Google
OKAY GOOGLE
*dings*
play my music
*rotates for 15 mins*
... while driving
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Voice commands are the future!!!! .... God I hope not... Why do people like this obviously inferior interface?
A real conversation with Google assistant while driving, I got a text:
"Read text"
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"Read text message"
*You have one text message from Dave. Would you like to hear it?*
"... Yes!"
* Hey what's up?*
"Reply"
....
"Reply to text"
*I don't understand*
"Text Dave!!!!"
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GAH!!!!!!!! fuck you Google assistant! This is literally the only thing I use you for, so stop being so fucking bad at it!!!!
rant
the worst way to use computers
fuck you google
the future sucks
voice assistant