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Funny programmer fantasy porn titles.

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Naive user needs hot reloading for her frontend.

Boss GF wants you to fix her backend.

Go!

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  • 14
    Backend server get overload by a huge ddos attack
  • 10
    You're just looking for inspiration to look up later right?
  • 6
    @nicbe actually I hope some porn director stumbles upon this and gets to work.
  • 11
    oh yeah! 😄

    the alltime classic
    Shaved Brogrammers episode I and II

    SPOONING - Pair programming exposed

    Alone in the Cold
    (a server room romance)

    Patch Cable Dominance - IT Support dominates Programmer.

    Product Management MILF - Fucks and enslaves you everyday!

    Tester destroys Coder - Extreme POV

    Rubberducked - a fetish movie
  • 7
    Cute Junior gets reviewed by senior
  • 7
    Using namespace std
  • 11
    Nailing the penetration tests
  • 7
    definitely @rutee07 should be here
  • 20
    @Coffe2Code Sorry, I'm late.

    "Virgin Decompilation: My First Release"
    "Rollback: A Guide to Pulling Out"
    "Agile Defloration"
    "Enter My Dark Terminal"
    "Sprint Your Way into My Pussy"
    "Exploit Her Labia Lambda"
    "Stroke My Python"
    "Unicode Thy Titties"
    "Encode My Anus"
    "Dump Your Big Data into My Hadoop"
    "Curl is for College Bushes"
    "Putty Your Cock Inside Me"
    "Satanic Gangbang in the Server Room"
    "Fuzzy Logic: Date Rape and Roofies"
    "Cumshots and Her Regular Expressions"
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  • 1
    @heyheni I'd definitely watch those 😅🤣🤣🤣
  • 1
    Exploring the dark web.
  • 2
    Masters daemons and slaves. Parts I to VII
  • 5
    @rutee07 you spent entirely too much time on this.

    Really.

    Seek help.

    :)
  • 4
    "Curl toes"
    "Taking the 'O' out of 'count'"
    "Rowhammer my box"
    "Split me"
  • 1
    once in the morning, I had my dick erected(didn't masturbated for days), I felt a need to wank quicky. No fantasy came to my mind, to lazy to see porn.

    Suddenly, my mind gave me a strange fetish BDSM fantasy: I'm forcing my sub to learn FORTRAN then write code in it.

    *wanked wonderfully to it.

    ** I dunno FORTRAN.
  • 1
    @Priyal eww! 🤢
    you sick perverted bastard 😄
  • 0
    Carry On Programming..
  • 0
    @Nanos that make me think of

    Pussy overload and floating pussy arithmetics 101
  • 1
    Joe Code in my dongle doesn't fit.

    Port lesson, how to prime a new port.
  • 2
    I have to leave this thread right now. Not looking good for me in the train. 😂😂
  • 4
    "Bad Request"

    "Policy Violation"

    "The Girl With API Issues"
  • 6
    git push --force
  • 0
    Extremely Deep Penetration... Testing
  • 1
    Model enjoys two-way binding.
  • 0
    When female connectors collide.
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