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@MrCSharp Gonna get into History as the Broom CEO 😂
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@ddephor You can get the Certificate like this:
1. Book the cheapest Ticket to Istanbul
2. Find a Bazaar
3. Punch the Donkey on the Bazaar straight in the face
4. Collect the Tears of the surronding Gipsy's
5. Sacrifice a Sheep for God
6. Find a Intel Pentium PC, rent a Motel Room, drill a hole into it and spend the night with it 😏
7. Go back to the Bazaar
8. Give to Mahmud the Bazaar guy the Gipsy Tears, Sheep Blood and the Pentium PC.
9. He will tell you, that you are crazy and all the stuff you did was unecessary, you only needed to give him 100$
10. Give him 100$ and he will grant you the certificate
11. Travel home and never tell anybody off it, just when you want to be put into a Asylum 😉 -
@MoboTheHobo Oh man, that's not possible. My friend cannot afford 100$
How to vertically center in css..
Thanks for the suggestion Google.
Why isn't Gooogle buying Atlassian to stock up G Suite with Wiki and Slack, then piss off Microsoft and win the Market over with better products?
Im reading everywhere now that MS Teams has the hugest Userbase and so much features to come bla bla bla
Fuck MS Teams, it's shit, looks like it and it's software so I can't smell it. Thank god for that, else it would smell like the afterback of a diaarhetic horse.
Every fucking Tecnician at my company is arguing, that MS Teams is better, because more users are active. WTF Poopface, they have more user, because it comes included with O365???
Our people are so stupid, I bet they won the IT Certification in a Lottery or flew to Turkey to buy it at a Bazaar.
And who the fuck are the Product Managers at Google, gonna hit them a couple of times with a broom to wake up. You fucktards are missing a huge market.
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microsoff teams
slack
google
atlassian
o365