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@alexbrooklyn I think he'll lose interest waaay before then. At least I hope.
If he gets to the point of classes, methods and properties then I'll let him write the code himself. -
@platypus "Just wrap everything in the main method"
Don't forget to teach him principles and design stuff -
@Biggy pay his own payment to kill him
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@alexbrooklyn Your comment needs more ++
What the fuck has one of my clients been up to?! Every request he makes he suggests we might want to do it via a function.
"We need to ensure this is password protected. Maybe wrap the calls in a function."
I wander if he goes into the bakery and says, "I need a loaf of bread---use flour."
All I can think of is that someone influential in his life is an FP zealot and he's latched onto this word.
But, I quite like FP. Maybe I'll refactor everything to static classes to meet the requirement.
Hope to Christ he doesn't find out about HTML, etc. "Maybe add a CSS rule."
rant
universal functions
client gone mental