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After being hired as a PHP programmer, I have been assigned my first Java project

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  • 18
    That's called evolution. ;)
  • 5
    That happened to me too, on my very first day. No regrets.
  • 13
    It's alright, they are equally awful. 😁
  • 2
    It's not that bad if you use OOP in php.
  • 13
    @dindin I'd call Java slightly less terrible, for the simple reason that I just can't tolerate the idea of a server oriented language that decided "let me just have a type system that would rather return garbage than produce errors"
  • 5
    It's still an upgrade over php :p
  • 4
    ~ company$ company --quit -f

    or

    :q
  • 3
    Thanks for your encouragement
  • 2
    "Don't worry about resource management. Just tell your code to use all the system resources it can, at all times. People won't mind."
  • 0
    What would you reckon your next thing would be?
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  • 1
    .NET dev here.
    I've mostly done Python at work lately
  • 3
    lol, welcome to IT!

    just wait until you get hired as 3d-hololens programmer/prototyper, and then keep being assigned bugfixing and extending various ASP.NET intranet apps, as happened to me =D
  • 0
    That is actually good :) Would be even more awesome if it was a Kotlin project, to my opinion :)
  • 1
    Got hired as a Java developer, first day found out it was a C# team, moved to PLSQL in a year, jumped into AS3 out of insanity in 2 years, and now finding peace in using React legos to make toys... and stuff.
    Development is a crazy lifestyle like that.
  • 0
    Ah, reverse engineering
  • 0
    @2lazy2debug I'm almost afraid to ask but: Powershell?
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