What are people going to use the new triple camera on the iPhone for? Wrong answers only please. - devRant

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C0D4

68138

5y

Extra depth and focus for my dick pics... obviously.
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donuts

23848

5y

Maybe it also doubles as a hidden Holo projector... Just waiting to be turned on by Apple like the AutoDrive in Tesla?
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unsignedint

700

5y

Sweet fuck-all: the camera will have a subtle hardware issue that means it stops working after 1 day
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hilmifuadi

323

5y

So i can be triple ugly in my photos #sad
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curioustools

5508

5y

To spin the phone on their fidgety squarish camera bulge
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k33da

9962

5y

To show off...... Obviously
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C0D4

68138

5y

@M1sf3t got to distribute those dick pics somehow. I should look at licensing terms with those 3.
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Quirinus

753

5y

So it can be the *face* of modern mobile photography. :o
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Xoka

1280

5y

3rd eye(camera) is the eye of the Devil 3:)
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powerfulparadox

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5y

With three cameras, triangulation of distances is possible. No need for fancy things like laser rangefinders like the Zenfone laser's.
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2Fdev2Ftcsh

1684

5y

Low quality, but even if two breaks you can still take pictures.
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Pyjong

1093

5y

Thats the new business. Camera steals your soul, three cameras can steal three souls in one shot. Souls are put into inanimate objects and forced to do stuff, then sold as AI.

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