People are fuckin retarded.

Mice are too :/

I am too :/

@Creep well yes, you are *people*, aren't you...

@netikras No, I do not identify as a peop. Do you identify as a peop?

And the top rant of 2019 award goes to...

Yes i am 🤸

@Creep well I identify as ple, so I guess yes, I'm peoPLE :/

@une-poule Nah, you're a chicken, mate

@netikras It's okay, we are "peoples"

This matches my maths teacher in every case.

@jilano ever seen a smart chicken ? 😅🦆

I am a person

generally speaking, you are right, retard.

ironic, because "there's a lot of retarded people" would have been an ok post.
but saying everyone is retarded is retarded.

so, a retarded post that got 22 retarded ++

@jesustricks You're the biggest retard of em all bc I didn't say everyone was, I said people were. Big difference.

@Stuxnet you dare double down? if I say Dinosaurs are gay, do I mean that just a few of them are? No! I'm literally saying all dinosaurs are gay, the "all" is tacit, english motherfucker do you speak it.

care to elaborate @Stuxnet ? this rant seems full of hate, I would like to know the history behind it. cuz I like histories

Agreed, but I'd like to know the story behind this 👀

@Condor @JhonDoe I was procrastinating writing a paper and was on Instagram (shut the fuck up I don't wanna hear a damn thing lmao @jesustricks) and was reading through comments of a post that had people arguing over if it's ok to wash a cat. And some of the comments legitimately killed some if my few brain cells that I've got left.

That doubled with it's an inside joke between me and a few people from class after we had a discussion in class about vending machines being confusing. We started joking around and saying all users are retarded.

@une-poule I can't say I have, especially considering you used a duck emoji :D

@Stuxnet lmao that parens gave me a couple of laughs

people or just "users"?

Thank, it's an honor.