whats the dumbest thing a friend/sibling ect said to you?

You're adopted :')

Where do I even start?
Ugh.

"in getting back with her" whem referencing his ex.........and I have a hard feeling his kid is not my nephew....

interesting enough his "wife" confronted me when I didn't mention his kid as someone that could take a part in any endeavor i am building.....sorry kid, i just don't feel the "familiar connection"

@tits-r-us Lol dafaq

I need money.

That username though :/

"You're not actually smart, you just study a lot so you can get good grades"

"You study a lot because you will be embarrassed if you cannot answer the teacher's/prof's questions."

Ouch, that hurts.

"An iPad Pro is gonna boost my productivity" neither did the 2k wacom tablet or the 5k iMac.

"America is in Europe",
"What is spine?".
Same person on the same day.

""i have a blackberry phone with ios"

Family friend bought all my nieces and nephews 'IPods' for Christmas, making sure everyone knew she was making the purchase.

Kids opened up the packages,they were the $20 Chinese knock offs you can get on ebay.

Deb: "You think you can help them set up them Ipods?"

Me: "No, they aren't IPods."

Deb: "YES THEY ARE!! I paid good money for those IPods!"

Me: "Those are nice gift for 7 year olds, but they are not IPods. Just generic MP3 players make to look like Ipods."

Deb: "I SAID THEY ARE IPODS! You can go on that internet and see for yourself!"

Me: "Did you buy them on ebay?"

Deb: "That's none of your damn business."

<I pick up an empty box>

Me: "Where do you see Apple or IPod on this box?"

<Deb storms out, not saying anything>

Dad: "What the hell did you do? All you had to do was set up the IPods. Asshole"

<Mom and Dad take the kids and walk out>

In about a month *all* of the MP3 players broke for one reason or another, and my brother-in-law started talking to me again.

"stop wasting time on scripts and do your job already"

"use a proper os for this project, i.e. windows, not some linux"