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rutee07249318dWe had a mandatory online training about security. When I launched the training, it showed a picture of a Spanish guy and it just blinked rapidly. It almost gave me a seizure, like what the fuck?
Thankfully, we just had to sign some online form to acknowledge that we've completed the training.
I wrote a little console app that keeps track of that type of debt. Whenever they ask how long it will take beyond my estimate, I just key in the original estimate and it spits back slippable hours. Make the managers eat their poor planning.
c3r38r17058618dI always enjoy those though.
cdrice78"You gave us bad code! We ran it and now production is DOWN! Join this bridgeline now and help us fix this!" ...
MoboTheHobo35My Friend: Dude our Linux Server is not working anymore! Me: What? What did you do? My friend: Nothing I swe...
tommy11Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.