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frankot15210dHow are you going to eat pizza without a stomach?
don-rager80910dOof I don't like checking for negatives when there's an Else block anyways. Hanging this up on my wall would trigger me every time I'd see it
yellow-dog4607510dIf you stomach is null, you have bigger issues than pizza
Coffe2Code2155010dWhen you eat pizza:
NullPointerException: you're fucked
theuser408010dWhy is it posted on a piece of velvety napkin?
Or, maybe that does make sense.
C0D44758910dSomeone needs a peer review before merging that to production.
God help the poor user that finds the null stomach branch.
aviophile140010dCringe, wrong tag...
Fakerlol6810dI'm pretty sure that these cringy programmer-speak-merchandise-thingies are either made by non-programmers or just god-aweful ones, the likes you'd immediately fire after their first code-review.
Parzi675510dif self.stomach == missing_entirely:
Traceback (most recent call last):
<main>, at line 1:
if self.stomach == missing_entirely:
<main>, at line 2:
orderPizza(), at line 237:
raise RuntimeError("stomach must be present before orderPizza() is called")
RuntimeError: stomach must be present before orderPizza() is called
k0pernikus545810dAll of you complaining about the null stomach: Just be glad it isn't functional programming. As then eating would entail creating a clone of you with pizza already in it.