If we had to decide, would js be Java’s dad, son, or the uncle on crack?

Java is sitting here like, "oh, so we all must look alike, huh?"

Java:Javascript::human:Cephalopod

@Root a/b=c/d

@SortOfTested hahaha yeah, kinda like sitting in the same bus near someone that looks like you; you make eye contact, get surprised internally, but you and the other person know that you probably have nothing else in common except for what you already know.

Are we still trying to compare java and javascript?

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️what year is this?
Why do I keep going back to 1996 for?

This would be the right moment for the lame old car/carpet joke.

It'd be the biscuit next to the espresso cup.

@Pyjong I'd like it to be a candy.