Fucking love Australia

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Literally nothing

For the last time, git is not GitHub.

Machine learning. People started picking up ml and bragging about machine learning. Sure it’s an obvious industry that is going to pick up, but thousands of people picking up the same subject is going to make the industry stale and people are going to find better alternatives and won’t be as successful as some think imo (I could be wrong, don’t attack me).

Failing point of surprisingly a lot of interviews:

“WhaTs An ArDuiNo??”

Ah yes; I love reading html on my cd rom!

Most unusual place: Canadian American border.

If we had to decide, would js be Java’s dad, son, or the uncle on crack?

Devrant: The one place everybody is having a worse day than you!

Please unity devs...

If your going to use visual studio for code development, please change to visual studio code. Idk why but it slightly annoys me. If anyone can explain why visual studio would be better please do.

It’s astounding how when a school gives me 100 dollars to make something to teach high schoolers with stem that I immediately build a lightsaber.

Why is every fucking kid on campus watching me make something in vs and saying:

“WhOa ArE YoU hAcKinG”

Fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this spacehunn.

You’re a fucking demon if you don’t include a README.md.

Thanks you for reading my GitHub complaint.

Tonic is the most fucked up app on iOS. It just straight up internally dies. As soon as you try scanning the piano it scans it in the wrong plane and doesn’t scan like the picture wants it to. Then it asks you to map the first key of the piano and it moves the key vertically instead of horizontal. If you scan it the other way it does the opposite plane. I just want to try a cool app for my phone and you call your app a functional app. How.

Coding languages but it’s simplified to the extreme:

Should I paint this wall peach or pink?

Coding critiques: You should paint it in green

How many people shift their seating position when they compile something then stop when the program has errors?

Has anyone come across websites that force you to share their article? I only just found my first today.

I used vs code for a solid 3 years, but my friend has been using notepad. No color coding. No dark theme. No auto commenting. No suggestions. Just plain black text in a white box.

Like a psychopath.

Idea: On Devrant mobile the beginning loading screen should have the users icon. I feel this would be better over some random character that you would never know.

Me: so zero is an integer meaning it means the number value equivalent of nothing but it’s an integer and actually represents a number that exists. Null means the number doesn’t exist and is not an integer.

Idiot in the back seat: So ThEyR’re tHe SaMe

So micro center sells rpi zero ws for 5 dollars....

Why the hell is amazon charging 17

So I’ve got a teacher that supposedly does web development. Very basic, nothing too complex. He says we’re gonna learn python, which I’ve been learning for a while now. First this man says we’re gonna make a game. Simple. I ask him what api so I can study it and this man says he’s not going to use an api/libraries. He then proceeds to say that he didn’t use any other coding languages.

He’s a psychopath.

Yey my hacktoberfest swag is heeeeere

console.log (1+'1');
Console: 11
Me:

If you think about it logically devrant is really just an RPG game with a lot of griding. You set your avatar and you play. Now eventually we're gonna get an update where an unbalanced feature is added...

For anyone who hasn't seen the Hacktoberfest T-Shirt yet!

Boss: Hey can you do work t-

Me: Im sorry, work is undefined

Have any of you guys gotten the Hacktoberfest Email? I'm so hyped for that shirt!