advice - About to start a new job in a few weeks. I haven't been the 'new guy' in a couple years. Any advice? - devRant

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Pyjong

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You can try pretending you have worked there for several years, but no one noticed.. ¯\(0_o)/¯
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netikras

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don't pick up the soap
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Pyjong

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@netikras x'D

just in case someone doesn't know what netikras is talking about https://youtube.com/watch/...
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SortOfTested

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Bring donuts, but only matcha flavored. Make sure to use your best open back headphones. Hater blockers: on, especially during meetings. Wheelies in the parking lot will always make a solid impression. :D
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karma

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Bring cookies, bribe ppl
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2nd2NULL

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@karma I think you forgot a space in your text
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mortimer

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@SortOfTested Not gonna lie, I'd be stoked if someone started bringing in macha flavoured donuts. :D
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SortOfTested

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@mortimer
https://www.dochicompany.com/
These guys will be your jam
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karma

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@2nd2NULL what?! Where?!
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2nd2NULL

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@karma between 'bring' and 'cookies'
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karma

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@2nd2NULL ah makes perfect sense 👍

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