Everything is an object, untill you tell this your girlfriend.

When I need cash, sometimes I go to my clients and sell them "security updates"...

I am a one (wo)man Mafia!

Need Advice!

The Situation (cut a lot to keep it short...):

Made a Website for a Job-Agency (~7 non tek Employees) in Germany. Website is up and live a year already and runs really well. Over 1000 Applications came in (the DB), which is a lot.
Everybody is happy, I got constant approval every post launch meeting ever since...

Now: Realized, and I checked!....none of the applications ever reached the company!
And nobody ever complained.

I have full access to all mail accounts of that company, so I really know that they were never processed...

So what to do now?
Problem was a typo. So it's an easy fix.

-> Fix it, say nothing?
They will for sure wonder about the many new applications..

-> Fix it and tell?
It was my fault, so they will be for sure pissed

-> Sell this somehow?

-> don't fix, see how crazy it can get?
Will they ever realize?

any thoughts?

My Clients hate me, cuz I'm too happy

voice first

Its cool:

How to switch virtual desktops on windows with mouse gesture:

>install strokeit
>(delete all actions/apps)
>add global gesture right > crtl +win + right
>add global gesture left > crtl +win + left

is someone who repairs printers only, working in IT?

I just hate the word "menu" today
Even worse: menues

The Internet is a fucking restaurant!

Kill it!

Don't give me Mobile First! Fuck That!

I dev on desktop, most users are on desktop, my client thinks desktop is most important, so why the hell should I put mobile first??

And doublefuck "Offline First".

Get back to earth Google!

m nvr lzy

Hurry up!

Spend >3 days preparing a proposal to a potential client...made it a bit cheaper to get into the company...

Now I'm too cheap to be good apparently...

FUCK CLIENTS!!!

I don't code on hard drugs.

just found out that the first CPU I ever had, an AMD 486 DX2 80Mhz, is now more expensive than my actual laptop CPU, an I5 460m...

10 out of my last 10 clients are too dumb to set up their email accounts in Outlook / their smartphone...

Cops in Bavaria raided a hackerspace two weeks ago and found a 3D printed nuke...Accused crime: Causing an explosive explosion

http://m.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/...

I just had to explain a (Millennial) client how to use the address bar in browsers, so that she can access her fucking "webside"

Most used browser on Earth:

Google

Dig a hole with a stick in the bed...put head into it.

Client: Saw you did some cool logos...can you design us a logo as well?

Me: sure, do you have any ideas already?

Client: no

Me: Whats the name of the company/project?

Client: We don't know yet.

Me: FUCK YOU!!!

I just saw an ad about a game called "Cuntwars"

That's good...good;good...gooood

Just read this in German craigslist:

I make your new fancy website...only 99€...no wordpress, cuz thats for blogs only...
I program object oriented in HTML/CSS!

finally...after 17 Days... Domain is transfered...

definitely a new record for me

Lost two machines with 10years+ of my work and files to the police after a raid some years ago...

They were used in a "crime" cuz I was chatting with my hemp supplier on one of the machines...no chance to get them back...

Oh man, I miss my data...

Lucky shit: no need to clean ass/toilet

Lucky call: Boss/Client asks you immediately after you say Hello if you were ill, and leaves you alone

Today I had both!

Hard times are coming....

Just wondering...is devRant sponsored by Red Bull?

No Google, No!

Don't call your next OS Fuchsia.

Please don't!!"!!°

Last time client got hacked...we just could not get rid of the malware...it replicated itself short after deletion.

Ended up creating the same files with zero content and setting them read only.

Not clean, but enough to sleep.

CS education should start in elementary school....main topic: netiquette

"People" just write too much shit wherever possible...

today I sent a bogus work contract to the wellfare department to get out of wellfare...

let's see how this develops...