Go away laravel, nobody likes your magic methods.

Try symfony :D

@alexbrooklyn tell that to the previous guy, whose code I have to reverse engineer and add features to.

Besides all frameworks are haram in my book

I do like them. ^^

@PrivateGER your successors probably hate you. Just sayin.

Laravel is only as good as the developer using it 😅

@Scriptero the developer is only as good as the developer developing them

@Mr-Myrk I don't think so. I do my best to keep everything clear and simple.

In the end I said fuck it, just wrote 4lines consisting of two raw select queries using the built DB class directly and 2 lines adding them to the output of the new controller I put there for my purpose and called it a day. Probably faster too.

*loud screaming*