Italian chef: We have the best spaghetti in the world
PHP developer: I doubt that

JS Developer: Hold my beer

Brainfuck: Hold on, bitch

Python developers: hold my beer, I'll show you how it's done

LOLCODE developers: Hold my bagel. I'll do it.

My coworker using CSS: I'm gonna show you how its done.

Theres a difference between a PHP Developer and a PHP legacy code maintainer.

C++ developers: hold my macros and templates.

Assembly developer : what is food ?

Me: I like spaghetti

After years of laughing at muggles not understanding Java != JavaScript
I'm afraid I have to point out
Spaghetti != Spaghetti code

Come on left hand is good right hand is not....

Hold my GOTO

New C++ Developers: HA! filthy casuals

C developer: my fork has a whole array of pointers.

I liked the joke, but downvoted due to wrong category tag.

C++ developer :collect this garbage

Ook dev: hold my banana

Lisp: spaghetti ain't Italian, I invented it ;)

@-ANGRY-CLIENT- calm down Satan

@2lazy2debug MUHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

French Dev’s: Hold my baguette

Malboge dev: now stfu and lemme show you how it's done.

Whatever. My code is not supposed to be understood by other humans.
PHP is the best way to make your software truly unique.

Arch linux dev: BTW I use Arch

Perl:

@Hagrid I feel that every php developer is legacy maintainer, I have one writing legacy code for new features!

Italian chef: "But I mean PASTA!"
PHP dev: "Yeah, me too, copy PASTA!"

@devJs and I'm currently writing legacy code for new features into a legacy app so that at least I don't add a new/another extra flavor of spaghetti.

@Midnight-shcode its all good as long as code looks the same across the app

when you introduce modern code in legacy app is where the shitstorm starts!

@devJs or when you're forced to introduce a "fuck off, will ya?!" code that does a direct plain ajax request onto the server, not using the fancy RequestManager that all of the original app uses, because THAT FUCKING SUPPOSEDLY GENERAL-USE CLASS BREAKS FOR WHATEVER REASON WHEN I TRY TO MAKE IT MAKE ONE EXTRA REQUEST THAT WASN'T IN THE ORIGINAL APP, AND AIN'T NO FRIGGIN HELL I'M WASTING TIME DEBUGGING THAT SHIT.