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easypeasy

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JS Developer: Hold my beer
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-ANGRY-STUDENT-

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Brainfuck: Hold on, bitch
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potata

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Python developers: hold my beer, I'll show you how it's done
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BadFox

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LOLCODE developers: Hold my bagel. I'll do it.
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hell

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My coworker using CSS: I'm gonna show you how its done.
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Hagrid

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Theres a difference between a PHP Developer and a PHP legacy code maintainer.
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infiniteshroom

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C++ developers: hold my macros and templates.
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bigworld12

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Assembly developer : what is food ?
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Coffe2Code

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Me: I like spaghetti
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hjk101

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After years of laughing at muggles not understanding Java != JavaScript
I'm afraid I have to point out
Spaghetti != Spaghetti code

Come on left hand is good right hand is not....
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quentinl

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Hold my GOTO
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FinlayDaG33k

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New C++ Developers: HA! filthy casuals
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Fast-Nop

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C developer: my fork has a whole array of pointers.
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aaxa

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I liked the joke, but downvoted due to wrong category tag.
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African

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C++ developer :collect this garbage
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stackler

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Ook dev: hold my banana
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nocgod

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Lisp: spaghetti ain't Italian, I invented it ;)
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easypeasy

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@-ANGRY-CLIENT- calm down Satan
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-ANGRY-STUDENT-

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@2lazy2debug MUHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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MatthewSamms

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French Dev’s: Hold my baguette
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DubbaThony

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Malboge dev: now stfu and lemme show you how it's done.
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renatomce

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Whatever. My code is not supposed to be understood by other humans.
PHP is the best way to make your software truly unique.
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unsignedint

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Arch linux dev: BTW I use Arch
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nicomengual

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Perl:

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