https://twitter.com/nathanhammond/...

Why does a dishwasher need access internet?

To broadcast to my phone it's current time remaining, plus being able to fill it in the morning and press wash on my way home so it's ready when I get home 🙃

Same reason I want a coffee machine with internet access... wake up and bam coffee o'clock

IoT is a marvellous, and incredibly stupid area

See there's this famous rant, a true story taken from, I believe reddit(?).
It's about a developer being obsessed with automation.
He wrote a script that telnet'd into the fucking **coffee machine** to brew him a coffee.

Now explain to me, friend, why the fucking coffee machine has got a server running on it.

@Ranchu I kinda wish I had messed with my TV before Vizo patched a exploit that allowed you to execute shell commands in the Network access menu.

@Ranchu this one?
https://devrant.com/rants/329221/...

@heyheni yessir.

@Ranchu Reminds me of rfc2324 - https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324

@molaram because efficiency.... and who doesn't like opening a dishwasher and getting a face full of steam?

Lmao I thought you were talking about a woman... Gotta detach myself from 9gag...