Whoever left this code with comments like “Le JavaScript” or “Le HTML 5 Shim” I wish you immense anguish.

We all know that needless comments, wich are added to comply with some guideline (like "You have to comment every functional block of your code").
Often, refusing to comply is the better option than to add useless comments that just serve to state the obvious.

@Oktokolo oh, no, there’s no comment guidelines, the previous coder had a *desire* to comment like a rage comic.

javascript: *le crash*

me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUIUUUUUUUUU