Me and my gf are looking for a house. Since we’re both on temporary contract we want a declaration of intent. For arranging a decent mortgage. My gf get’s called and signed within a day, getting compliments and a thumbs up.

I get called after three days; yeah eh we need to talk about this. I can’t sign this right now. A talk with both director and HR. Let’s get stressed...

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    Maybe you have beady eyes.
    Just kidding, wearing a skirt works, try it and don't shave, men love that.
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    @rutee07 Don't forget to cross your legs "sexily" (but beware of your balls)
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    @Jilano They like it when a guy wears short skirts and stilettos then crosses his legs and the balls take up a heart shape. You'll get anything signed right away. Bonus points if the balls are hairy and the hair is dark so I guess you're a lucky guy.
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    And @C0D4 walked into the wrong room again by the looks of it.
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    @C0D4 same. Seems like every time I see @rutee07 in the comments it always turns dirty.
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    @C0D4 Well to be honest, it's @bad-practice to not knock on the door and enter before being invited in, so you brought that to yourself.
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    @Jilano dude, the door was wide open.
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    @C0D4 Yes because it's getting hot and we wanted to have a fresh breeze to keep us cool. Doesn't mean you had to barge in!
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    @Jilano He's homeless. Stop insulting him, he doesn't know what a door is.
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    Don't stress, it won't help with anything.. Maybe they wanna discuss permanent contract.. and if not, at least you'll know where you're at and can start looking for a better job without regrets..
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    @rutee07 who needs doors, when you have open plan living 😅

    This is under my bridge.
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    what might be missing?
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    @rutee07 Sorry, Mum... I keep forgetting about all of his "issues". There are so many, it's hard to keep track of everything.

    @C0D4 Nice huh... Bridge you've got there, uncle Bobby...
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    that's just because of all the male privilege you've got, you filthy subhuman.
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