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@rutee07 Don't forget to cross your legs "sexily" (but beware of your balls)
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@Jilano They like it when a guy wears short skirts and stilettos then crosses his legs and the balls take up a heart shape. You'll get anything signed right away. Bonus points if the balls are hairy and the hair is dark so I guess you're a lucky guy.
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And @C0D4 walked into the wrong room again by the looks of it.
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@C0D4 Well to be honest, it's @bad-practice to not knock on the door and enter before being invited in, so you brought that to yourself.
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@Jilano dude, the door was wide open.
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@C0D4 Yes because it's getting hot and we wanted to have a fresh breeze to keep us cool. Doesn't mean you had to barge in!
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@Jilano He's homeless. Stop insulting him, he doesn't know what a door is.
Me and my gf are looking for a house. Since we’re both on temporary contract we want a declaration of intent. For arranging a decent mortgage. My gf get’s called and signed within a day, getting compliments and a thumbs up.
I get called after three days; yeah eh we need to talk about this. I can’t sign this right now. A talk with both director and HR. Let’s get stressed...
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