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@Fast-Nop mistagged?
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@NoMad You do know what the joke/meme category is for, right?
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@Fast-Nop but this is a story :P because I'm holding the memorial here :P
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@NoMad Chickenshit, yo mama is a story!
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@Fast-Nop She came back home early last night complaining that you couldn't keep yo D up so thanks for nothing!
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@NoMad Yeah but I'm sure she encounters that problem so often that she's got used to it. :P Luckily, @rutee07 never fails me.
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@Fast-Nop loool at least she encounters it. yo mama has been hoarding spiderwebs in her down-under for years now.
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@NoMad My ma is still awesome. Not quite as awesome as when she got me of course because my staggering awesomeness had to come from somewhere, but she still rocks the boat.
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Aws chicken: ASG created 2 more chickens on both AZs on different sides of the road. Then it decided there are too many chickens and it terminated two of them on the AZ at the initial side of the road leaving a single chicken instance in another AZ across the road.
Sporadic multi-AZ rebalancing: successful -
@aggelalex On the upside, the chicken has already been borrowed to the other side so that a car cannot flatten it.
My girlfriend has these :D
(called Code:Deck - available here https://varianto25.com/playing-card...)
A memorial for my favorite rant of all time "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Assembler Chicken: First, it builds the road ......
C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you' d simply refer to him on the other side.
COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side frazzled.
Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
Gopher Chicken: Tried to run but got beaten by the Web chicken.
Intel Pentium Chicken: The chicken crossed 4.9999978 times.
Iomega Chicken: The chicken should have ' backed up' before crossing.
Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, then the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.) See also WMI Monitor.
Linux Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it how to cross the road.
Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.
OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Microsoft's Chicken: It's already on both sides of the road. What's more its just bought the road.
Windows 95 Chicken: You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but when you cook it still tastes like........ chicken.
Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
VB Chicken: USHighways! <TheRoad.cross> (aChicken)
XP Chicken Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
The Longhorn Chicken had an identity crisis and is now calling itself Vista.
The Vista Chicken dazzled itself with its own graphics.
rant
why did the chicken cross the road
thebhuwanesh
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