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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Assembler Chicken: First, it builds the road ......

C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.

C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you' d simply refer to him on the other side.

COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side frazzled.

Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

Gopher Chicken: Tried to run but got beaten by the Web chicken.

Intel Pentium Chicken: The chicken crossed 4.9999978 times.

Iomega Chicken: The chicken should have ' backed up' before crossing.

Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, then the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.) See also WMI Monitor.

Linux Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!

Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it how to cross the road.

Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.

OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

Microsoft's Chicken: It's already on both sides of the road. What's more its just bought the road.

Windows 95 Chicken: You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but when you cook it still tastes like........ chicken.

Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.

VB Chicken: USHighways! <TheRoad.cross> (aChicken)

XP Chicken Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

The Longhorn Chicken had an identity crisis and is now calling itself Vista.

The Vista Chicken dazzled itself with its own graphics.

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  • 16
    The last one made me burst into laughter :D
  • 15
    Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Best one to me was the quantum logic chicken 😎😎👍🏻👍🏻
  • 32
    AMD Chicken : The chicken crosses the road and is already cooked at the other side
  • 8
    Intel Pentium chicken got me hard 😂😂
  • 6
    I started reading and thought "It puts the lotion on its skin..."
  • 3
    But none of them answered the question !
  • 19
    (The (Lisp (Chicken crosses) (the) (road but) it ((finds) itself)) in (front of (an (unmatched (parenthesis))))))
  • 2
    Made my day 😂
  • 7
    JavaScript Chicken: Never wanted to cross the road and it was hated by all chickens...Years later all other chickens are trying to help him cross the god damn road.
  • 5
    no python2 or python3 chicken 😣😣😣😣
  • 8
    @charlitos Javascript Chicken:
    Npm install chicken_crossed
  • 8
    Windows 10 chicken - started crossing, turned back, stuck in between it's own legs, tried troubleshooting but got crashed by it self.
  • 4
    @paranoid import chicken from the_other_side
  • 3
    @ynnuW
    from __future__ import chicken
  • 2
    @DLMousey Intel i9 chicken, cooked itself to death.

    Death by overclock.
  • 2
  • 2
    Chicklets killed me
  • 2
    @magicleon haha aww, that sounds both terribly cute and horribly painful ;)
  • 0
    The Cray Chicken had me burst into tears 😂
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