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NoMad
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Yo, is this devrant or spamspace???

Like, do you even fucking work, mates? Are you a dev? How doesn't a fucking legacy code piss you off on a daily basis? What are all the ways you want to respond to your customer's/PM's abuse? Does your lead dev even know jackshit?

Where did all your quality rants go? Why do you all sound like second graders writing essays for school? Have some passion for your job, and hatred for the incompetence for others!

Now, go produce some quality rants! Funny ones too! Bonus points if it's angry-funny.

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  • 15
    All the truly angry people are in lockdown or died from Covid-19.

    Seriously though there are people conspicuously missing from this platform. Where did they go?
  • 5
    @Demolishun they just got fed up and left, I guess.
  • 4
    Well, I'm a highschool student, my lead dev would be my teacher, I haven't been forced to write an essay for school yet.
  • 7
    @NoMad You want some dirty legacy shit??? huh???
    I have a few gigglebytes if you're interested.
    Discretion is advised
  • 5
    @Ranchu Get to code, peasant! The lady wants to be entertained!

    😄
  • 4
    @PonySlaystation no thanks! That made me give up on my life at least once! But like, where did all the rants about them go?
  • 3
    @Ranchu you still have the right to rant about weird software languages and practices, imo.
  • 4
    @NoMad Ppl probably have COVID-19 burnouts, I've heard it's a thing...
  • 3
    @PonySlaystation ja mein führer.

    (Sadly we don't even have homework that involves actual programming at the moment. We gotta draw diagrams that display inheritance and multiplicities and all that garbage. Boring me out of my mind.)
    (I mean, I have written an OpenCV wrapper for face detection in BufferedImages, a discord bot that implements that wrapper, a Microsoft teams "bot", some more cancerous shit and a library and some more garbage. I'm, uh, I gotta get the translator real quick, ah right, I'm under challenged in CS)
  • 3
    @PonySlaystation sure, but they're still working from home!
  • 4
    @NoMad yep, and I'm enjoying it.
  • 4
    I rarely rant about code itsself, due to i know i can fix the issue myself and rather forcus on doing something about it before i rant. I usually have forgotten about the problem when i have finally fixed it, since i am never on devrant when i work.

    The place i work at now is pretty good, so i dont have anything negative to say about the leadership or the colleagues since the leadership (one boss) is very great and my colleagues are pretty smart and knows what they are doing.

    Also i am a shitty writer / story teller.
  • 3
    I don't have a boss, I don't have school until September, I live with my mother so I'm doing my own project at my own pace and have little to rant about.
    I can find some irritating clients who think they can get a good website for pocket money, if you like.
  • 2
    If I managed to get anything done in the last three months, I'd actually have something to rant about.
    Anything at all.
    :(
  • 3
    I can't fucking believe it, I already found one:
    Single page, mobile friendly, modern design, 1 month, 90€. They have already decided on a hosting provider, which has 90% uptime and only serves static files.
    They also want to port ~7k letters of text from an existing, 8 page WordPress site.
    On a single, mobile friendly page.
  • 2
  • 3
    I left hell, so I cooled off considerably.
    I worked at a great place, and had basically nothing to complain about.
    Then I left and I'm in purgatory; it's mostly just really boring. Very little to rant about.

    However, last week I found a draft of a rant from hell that I never posted. Should I?
  • 2
    @Root dewit (do it)
  • 3
    Seems not a lot changed in the 2 years i was gone
  • 1
    Maybe that community is too good here: like, I’m pissed off, people tell me to leave, I leave, I’m good now, nothing to rant about.

    C’est la vie (of a dev on devrant)
  • 2
    Spamspace might be a good app idea
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