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netikras
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DB
DB
DB is on fire
We don't need water
Let that database burn
BURN
Let it BURN.

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  • 3
    If the database had any feelings, it would have committed a mass murder
  • 5
    @asgs I'm afraid that would be one more commit to the queue stopped by extraordinarily high concurrency contention...

    Just yet another commit...
  • 3
    motherfucker .. Burn.
  • 2
    How even...?
  • 2
    Those are some smoking hot queries right there.
  • 5
    *Optimization dies in silence*
  • 3
    Hm.

    Seems like the icecream trucks delivered too much icecream and Mr Database is having an insulin shock.
  • 2
    @NoMad yeah but will reborn with autonomous database :D
  • 1
    Let it burn
    Let it burn
  • 0
    "Have you tried blockchain or machine learning or moving it into the cloud?"
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