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ah yes, i'm a VERY kinky Java dev

my favorite NSFW act is naming my java variables shorter than their data types

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  • 3
    int i - this makes all the developers kinky, then
  • 2
    So is
    CoronaDatensatz cd = new CoronaDatensatz ();
    A sin?
  • 1
    You monster!
  • 2
    @Ranchu Yes. Please use English in code, unless no one other than you will ever get the source.
  • 1
    @Ranchu may the gods bless you, friend
  • 1
    @Ranchu and a wrapper is a "Hülse"… I guess?
  • 1
    @Lor-inc eh, teacher enforced classname.

    @IntrusionCM our course, sadly, is incapable of understanding what a wrapper is. But I believe it won't be a "Hülse".
    Could imagine it though, IT terms are weird in German.
  • 2
    @Ranchu i once had the code of someone.... Who definitely broke the border of insanity and went far beyond.

    Everything was german.

    Class - Klasse
    Wrapper - Hülse
    Facade - Facette
    Adapter - Konverter
    ...

    (rewrote from scratch)
  • 3
    @IntrusionCM Mein Gott.
    I mean, facade != facette and stuff but what in the name of God.
    More like, why?

    Imagine somebody just going
    (C/++)
    #define class Klasse
    #define int Ganzzahl
    #define std::string Zeichenkette
    #define void leere
    #define return zurueckgeben
    #define print drucke

    Ganzzahl main(leere) {

    Zeichenkette zk = "GOD HELP ME";
    drucke(zk);
    zurueckgeben 0;
    }
  • 1
    @Ranchu 🤣🤣🤣
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