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NoMad
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I get punched in the face by my phone (free falling on my face) so often that I should start suing the mofo for physical damages.

Like, what is wrong with my muscles? Why can't I keep a goddamn phone at a goddamn safe distance and type without goddamn dropping it while lying down? ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 

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  • 1
    But why would you use your phone while lying down? It's so uncomfortable
  • 5
    Put your phone on a glass table with the display facing down and lay down underneath the table
  • 3
    Happened to me a couple times. Now I'm mostly using my phone laying on my side. That's a big part of the reason I have auto rotate disabled unless I need it (rarely).
  • 0
    @Creep that works unless you are not operating the phone

    Maybe carve a section of the glass table out that makes it easy to operate while being underneath?
  • 0
    I need one where I hang my phone from the ceiling and watch videos till I fall asleep...
    Wait, a ceiling projector... ๐Ÿค” How do I connect it to my phone tho? ๐Ÿค” And how will I operate it? Because streaming from phone is too much effort! I'll just watch on my phone then... #Millennial_Problems
  • 0
    @NoMad drill a hole in the ceiling, put some form of strap-on on phone, let it hang. Problem solved.
  • 0
    In all seriousness, there are these little knobs you can stick to the back of your phone. This is one of the reasons they exist. ๐Ÿ™„
  • 1
    @lkjhgf253 they don't work when you're typing with both hands.
  • 0
    @NoMad they do, unless you have the hands of a toddler. You only need your thumb to tap the screen. The rest of your fingers are under the knob.
  • 2
    Or Maybe - and bear with me here, cause this might be a complicated idea...

    Sit up, and then type?

    Crazy, I know!
  • 1
    You could also have something like this and attach it to your bed or nearby furniture https://duckduckgo.com//...
  • 0
    The solution of your problems is
    7.49 USD with free shipping. Given if you have a bedframe/bedside table
  • 1
    Dude. I feel your pain. Itโ€™s like sometimes Iโ€™m holding my pain all normal and everythingโ€™s fine and then whammo! phone to the face. Never have been able to figure out what exactly is going on mechanically when it happens, but it happens just.... randomly. I am both glad and sad that Iโ€™m not the only one. Iโ€™m sorry for your head trauma, friend.
  • 1
    Happened to me about 3 times until I learned to simply not use my phone in that position. It's not worth it
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