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Didn't know what this was, dad caught it this morning in the backyard... Apparently for the first time.

Been watching Pokemon Journeys lately so my first thought was "you caught a new Pokemon" and also "can you name that Pokemon?"

You take a guess here but I did a Google reverse image search and it got it 100%, even with the cage. So I was like wow...

I've used it rarely for other pictures before and my memory says it never came close.

Or maybe that's what all those captchas have been used for.... Though usually they are all for cars, roads and traffic lights....

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  • 14
    It's Rattata!
  • 5
    @rutee07 "The forest pokemon rattata, it likes chees, nuts fruits and berries. it also comes out into open fields to steal food from stupid travelers"
  • 4
    @rutee07 @Frederick and related to a possum apparently
  • 5
    @Frederick Do you think it would grab my nuts and berries?
  • 9
    An opossum. Really smart little marsupials. Their babies are fucking adorable. We had lots of them around the are I grew up in. Also rattlesnakes and armadillos.
  • 1
    awsome possum
  • 2
    @rutee07 There is no shame in trying. Go for it, son!
  • 2
    @SortOfTested they're annoying little shits that some how breed like fucking rabbits and love cat food.

    Most of them I've had to run off our porch aren't scared of people either. One was tryna square up with me.
  • 3
    @Stuxnet
    That's why God invented guns and screened in patios 😝
  • 1
    @SortOfTested they keep coming still lmao. It's a fucking weekly occurrence... Literally.

    As for the screened in part the cats are free roam so they'd prolly just cut it and leave bc cats are assholes
  • 3
    @Stuxnet
    Protip: they're edible 😉
  • 0
    Shiny Zigzagoon?
  • 3
    c'mon and listen to my story bout sortatested,

    a poor mountaineer barely kept her family fed

    then one day, she was shootin at some food,

    and up from the ground come a bubblin crude....
  • 2
    @M1sf3t
    Mountains? I'm a poor desert moisture farmer :p
  • 1
    @SortOfTested oh, my bad. I forget they have roadkill diners out west too 😅
  • 2
    @SortOfTested I'll have to reach a new level of hungry before I go that far, ngl. I'm just working my way around to duck, squirrel, and rabbit. Probably would try frog legs too.
  • 3
    @Stuxnet
    All of those are delicious except the west virginia chicken tender.
  • 3
    @Stuxnet frog legs aren't bad. Kinda like chicken, a little chewier. I would go with gator first though. Just make sure the person cooking it knows what they're doing.
  • 2
    @M1sf3t Gator's a little harder to get whenever you can't legally kill them lol it's tragic cuz they're kinda overpopulated in a swampyish area about 20 mins from my house, and some of them are pretty sizable. I think they were talking about a bit of temporary population control hunting, but not for sure.

    @SortOfTested I've heard everyone say they're all delicious, so I'mma just go for it. Never hurts to try it. I was stubborn as a kid so I didn't try deer until I was like 13, and it was regrettable to wait so long lmao.
  • 1
    @M1sf3t
    Even bad gator is just beat the shit out of it, salt pepper, light bread and deep fry. If you can fuck up gator that's a talent.
  • 2
    @SortOfTested idk i've saw a couple people just chop the whole tail into pieces without bothering to trim any of the fat off. Texture-wise, trying to eat it felt a bit like playing russian roulette and the whole batch tasted like a muddy river bank.
  • 2
    @M1sf3t
    That's just poor butchery. Gator tails, you eat the inner muscle only (loin). Ribs are good too. Outer sheath and end tail meat, you grind into sausage or patties.
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