Well...

https://devrant.com/rants/2421138/

Jesus Christ I want to punch them lol especially #1.

Seems you can't link to comments, but since we're feeling linky today I feel the first 3 points can be summarized in my comment to this rant.

https://devrant.com/rants/1917904/...

I actually had to stop being facetious about it after realizing I run the risk of making fun of very real clients making this demand with a very straight face.