> be me, 1AM, in bed > get rando text, 5 digit number: "are you still awake?" > "who is this?&qu

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Stuxnet

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Well? What happened
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kiki

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4y

“tHaTS jUsT a sHiTPoSt”

I hope that little situation makes you rethink your choice of words.
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Stuxnet

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4y

@uyouthe oof more salt present than on McDonald's fries.
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Jilano

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4y

Hey OP, it's us. Open the door please.
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matt-jd

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4y

Maybe it was just the booty call squad 🤔

On a more serious note, stay safe dude
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dmonkey

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4y

Dude everything ok?
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electrineer

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4y

@dmonkey wanna help? Get him new pants.
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webdev

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4y

we need a followup!
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Jilano

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4y

@webdev Well, @Stuxnet and @M1sf3t went to get some food because OP still hasn't opened his door. So in the meantime, we're playing cards with @F1973 and @C0D4
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Parzi

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@Stuxnet @uyouthe @Jilano @M1sf3t @matt-jd @dmonkey @electrineer @webdev Turns out it was my paranoid uncle texting me out of nowhere and someone turning around in the driveway at the same time. Scary af tho...
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Parzi

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4y

@uyouthe what are you on about?
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Parzi

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4y

@M1sf3t oh god not you too
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010001111

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4y

FBI didn’t want to wake you up
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Parzi

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4y

@M1sf3t mine's the "hey that VPS distribution company you run in secret? I need the Illuminati's documents from those." type, yours would be a damn sight better.
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C0D4

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4y

Whoops, sorry man, wrong driveway. I was actually looking for number 12.
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Jilano

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@010001111
*whispers*
"Hey man, open up, it's your favourite FBI agent. Let's do a quick search and cuddle?"

@C0D4 @F1973 Okay, who was in charge on looking that shit up before we left...?
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Jilano

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@F1973 Well then I blame Stuxy (@Stuxnet). He's the youngest so obviously he's in charge of that GPS thingy and other tech things.
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Stuxnet

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@Jilano my bad I was hungover lol
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Stuxnet

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4y

@F1973 Im legal tho.

And even then, almost everyone drinks underage.

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> be me, 1AM, in bed
> get rando text, 5 digit number: "are you still awake?"
> "who is this?"
> hears car roll out of driveway

mmhmm yep absolutely not shitting my pants rn no

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> be me, 1AM, in bed > get rando text, 5 digit number: "are you still awake?" > "who is this?" > *hears car roll out of driveway* mmhmm yep absolutely not shitting my pants rn no

rant

> be me, 1AM, in bed
> get rando text, 5 digit number: "are you still awake?"
> "who is this?"
> hears car roll out of driveway

mmhmm yep absolutely not shitting my pants rn no