> be me, 1AM, in bed > get rando text, 5 digit number: "are you still awake?" > "who is this?&qu - devRant

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Stuxnet

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Well? What happened
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kiki

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“tHaTS jUsT a sHiTPoSt”

I hope that little situation makes you rethink your choice of words.
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Stuxnet

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5y

@uyouthe oof more salt present than on McDonald's fries.
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matt-jd

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5y

Maybe it was just the booty call squad 🤔

On a more serious note, stay safe dude
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dmonkey

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5y

Dude everything ok?
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electrineer

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@dmonkey wanna help? Get him new pants.
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webdev

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we need a followup!
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Parzi

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@Stuxnet @uyouthe @Jilano @M1sf3t @matt-jd @dmonkey @electrineer @webdev Turns out it was my paranoid uncle texting me out of nowhere and someone turning around in the driveway at the same time. Scary af tho...
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Parzi

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5y

@uyouthe what are you on about?
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Parzi

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5y

@M1sf3t oh god not you too
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010001111

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5y

FBI didn’t want to wake you up
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Parzi

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5y

@M1sf3t mine's the "hey that VPS distribution company you run in secret? I need the Illuminati's documents from those." type, yours would be a damn sight better.
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C0D4

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Whoops, sorry man, wrong driveway. I was actually looking for number 12.
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Stuxnet

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5y

@Jilano my bad I was hungover lol
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Stuxnet

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5y

@F1973 Im legal tho.

And even then, almost everyone drinks underage.

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