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NoMad
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Half my Instagram likes are just me scrolling down and randomly stopping so it accidentally counts as a like.

Good luck trying to find what I've liked tho! Instagram protects that shit more than the nuclear codes.

Who the fuck developed this shit?

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  • 3
    People with yachts and who take swims in piles of money...
  • 1
    @N00bPancakes sooooooo me in future?
  • 1
    @NoMad Why in the future and not now? We just have to steal one
  • 1
    @Jilano yacht, ok. What about enough money to swim in?
  • 1
    @NoMad If they don't have a "money-pool" on their yacht, they're not our target.
  • 1
    @Jilano I don't think you can Ocean11 your way out of this shit tho!
  • 4
    @NoMad You can if you're willing to sacrifice a pawn, and I've got the best one: @C0D4. He's slower than me and despite being from Straya, he isn't a strong swimmer.

    (He's cute, though, like a teddy bear)
  • 2
    @Jilano most aren't 😜 they can float tho. Normally all the beer digested over the years keeps 'em afloat.
  • 1
    Instagram is it this new celebrity newspaper replacement for old people so they can watch how rich people live ?
  • 1
    @vane idk. I got dragged into it because of my old friends. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • 3
    @N00bPancakes Scrooge McDuck is on instagram ?
  • 2
    @NoMad Yeah I see with my eyes todays 20-40s as 70-80s who will be most of people’s using facebook, instagram and look at those old and new celebrities while going back from doctor or waiting in patient room.
    Meanwhile young people will switch to other fashion show who finally won’t be acquired by some mega corp and won’t give a fuck about money cause they will have plenty.
  • 5
    @Jilano I don't know what all the fuss is about, It's not a money pool, but who doesn't enjoy a ocean slide 😎

    https://yachtcharterfleet.com/luxur...
  • 2
    @C0D4 nice, looks like something I will dream about.
  • 2
    @C0D4 surrrrrrrre. Cuz who doesn't need a 7m high atrium amirite?
  • 2
    @NoMad when you have a waterslide, inflatable trampoline and a spa on the roof.... is a atrium really out of place here?
  • 2
    @C0D4 😒😒😒 your priorities are misplaced.
  • 2
    @NoMad who needs priorities when you have a yacht 😅
  • 1
    I'm going to abstain from upvoting (because instagram) or downvoting this.

    In short: screw instagram in all it's forms
  • 3
    @NoMad If you don't specify the currency, we have a coin worth 2 cents. Not too long ago we had one that was half a cent. You can easily fill a pool with them.
  • 2
    Why am I not invited to the party?
  • 0
    I left instagram yesterday . Had 2k followers but not much use.. just bullshit
  • 2
    @vane No, you're thinking of "OnlyFans".

    @C0D4 Doesn't seem too bad. You make the first payment and we'll do the rest, deal?

    @F1973 We tried calling you, but to no avail. Once again I put the blame on @Parzi.
  • 1
    @Jilano did you check out the photo gallery? I could serious retire on this thing.
  • 1
    @C0D4 I most certainly did! It's almost a big too big, but splendid nonetheless
  • 1
    @Jilano who's "we"?
  • 1
    @NoMad "We" as s whole. The community. The people. It's only meant to make him trust in whatever I want to sell him.
  • 1
    @rox79 You will make me proud.
  • 1
    @Jilano Stop blaming others..

    You just didn't want a tester in your dev group.

    I am hurt beyond anything </3
  • 2
  • 1
    @F1973 @Jilano
    Boys, boys, you're both pretty 😜
  • 2
    I've managed to stay away from most social media. Can't see myself become a mindless fleshbag that keeps scrolling and scrolling and scrolling, consuming all the ads like a good drone all while being subconsciously influenced into spending money on things I never needed.

    It's scary how unaware your average person is. I hate how right Southpark was.
  • 1
    @Jilano if you could find the way to monetize renting this yacht to get money back it’s tempting to pay 1/10th of the price for a week otherwise I’m to poor right now.
  • 1
    @NoMad Stop hitting on me.

    We are committed to each other. <3

    #NoHomo
  • 0
    @Diablo you're doing social media wrong 😛
  • 0
    @Diablo I was that micro-celebrity on Twitter and Instagram.

    I dropped off the grid after a rough breakup.

    I joined Instagram (to stay in touch with people) and not Twitter because it was wayy to toxic.

    Does that mean I am average or unaware?
  • 0
    @F1973 😨😨😨 "Hitting... On..." you????

    Awww. That's cute. Was that the first time ever a girl called you pretty?
  • 1
    @F1973 I mean, social media obviously has its merits. Keeping in touch with people is the biggest. I think if you're aware of the ill effects you should be fine. I
  • 2
    @NoMad Why do you assume a grill will ever call me pretty?

    Me boi gayyyzzzz 😎😎😎
  • 0
    @Diablo Yes. But cannot break the cycle.

    I guess that's my primary job these days
  • 1
    @F1973 explains the drama queen attitude post-breakup 😜
  • 0
    @NoMad Why are you acting so weird these days..

    🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
  • 1
    @F1973 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕
  • 1
    @F1973 hope so
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