I'm working on a custom voice assistant and I'm wondering what wake word(alexa ,siri, hey google, jarvis, computer, etc.) would you use?

"Listen motherfucker".

Fuck, biatch (not a typo)

Ok, boomer

Hey baby, how you doin?

Joey style!

You'll either get this, or you won't.

Parkour!

<casual sounding name>, please (eg. Robert, please read me the news)
It doesn't listen if you don't ask nicely.

Aside: I would program it to call me Dave in all error messages

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that..."

"Oi, dropkick.."

Then your command.

Hey b**ch

Name it NullPointerException and make it crash anytime he doesn't understand you

Only correct choice.

I'd love to be able to change it from time to time. Especially when it turns out to activate too often/rarely. Both Alexa and Bixby activate at essentially random times for me. Siri on the other hand only listens to me when she feels like it.

And besides that I name my devices after my favorite anime characters anyway. Activating them with their actual name would be damn cool!

"oi"