I'm working on a custom voice assistant and I'm wondering what wake word(alexa ,siri, hey google, jarvis, computer, etc.) would you use?

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    "Listen motherfucker".
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    Fuck, biatch (not a typo)
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    Ok, boomer
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    Hey baby, how you doin?

    Joey style!

    You'll either get this, or you won't.
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    Ayyo metalhead
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    <casual sounding name>, please (eg. Robert, please read me the news)
    It doesn't listen if you don't ask nicely.
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    Aside: I would program it to call me Dave in all error messages

    "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that..."
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    "Oi, dropkick.."

    Then your command.
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    Hey b**ch
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    Name it NullPointerException and make it crash anytime he doesn't understand you
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    Only correct choice.
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    I'd love to be able to change it from time to time. Especially when it turns out to activate too often/rarely. Both Alexa and Bixby activate at essentially random times for me. Siri on the other hand only listens to me when she feels like it.

    And besides that I name my devices after my favorite anime characters anyway. Activating them with their actual name would be damn cool!
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