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@iiii are you sure it's a 'game' you're playing at 3am?
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@alexbrooklyn what game?
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@alexbrooklyn eh? Why are you asking this here?
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@Ranchonyx I was thinking of M2A1
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@uyouthe you wanna play Rust now or what.
But why a gun that makes swiss cheese out of you when you might as well just make a nice bbq? -
@Ranchonyx idk man m2a1 and it’s sound scares me. It’s not-a it, it’s a-me, something very primal in it
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@uyouthe how many souls are you gonna harvest with it?
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@Ranchonyx you’re getting obvious
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@alexbrooklyn who is the telekinesis person then? And whom exactly that group consists of?
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@uyouthe ...me
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@Ranchonyx I don’t think so. You have a java devduck, that’s too mediocre
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@uyouthe I bet there's a telekinesis library for java.
3am
There are groups of people I’m comfortable with.
And then there are groups of people which my rational mind tells me that there’s nothing wrong with but my gut feeling tells me that it only takes a single push of a button for them all to instantly turn heads towards me, nooses then materialize around my neck and they all pull their ropes simultaneously suffocating me and ropes are too long and I’m too far away from each of them to fight
I feel like there is a telekinesis person holding me in the air and there is other person with a military flamethrower incinerating me while I’m helpless
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