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What a fucking son of a bitch day...

I’m hungover as fuck so i don’t wanna drive, so I want to pay parking for a few hours.
I didn’t find my fucking key, when I pulled up the couch to look under it, my XPS fell of it and smashes the screen. At that moment my landlord knocks on the door to take a look at the kitchen ceiling and t he kitchen is a fucking MESS! You know when you’re drunk and get a late night cooking attack? Yea, that sort of mess.

Completely fucked in my head I got the reserve key for the car, unlocked it and the bloody alarm went of because the keys battery is empty. So managed to turn it off, went back into my apartment and found the key BEHIND the motherfucking couch.. BEHIND THE COUCH, HOW WOULD IT EVEN GET THERE? Ffs...

I’ll just continue drinking now and hope tomorrow is gonna be a better day.. and order a new screen for my laptop, it’s not at all like I’m short on money this month anyway..

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  • 5
    Throw some salt with your right hand from your left shoulder without looking back. These are some strong demons you're talking about. 😜
  • 7
    And now I burned my fucking pizza.. I hate this day.
  • 6
    @NoMad Qt this point you need more than a little salt. Better throw an entire League of Legends player e something.
  • 2
    @Jilano genuinely made me laugh out loud
  • 1
    This hurt. To a better fucking day!
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