Guess what came in the mail today!
Thanks @dfox and @trogus

Now all I've got to do is purchase some hipster glasses and develop the ability to grow a mustache!

Do you run elementary? How is it? I haven't tried it in a while

@soybeanpirate There are pills off a Chinese website that can help you with your facial hair problem.

There are added benefits i.e No Father's Day unless you adopt, improved balance (extra toes).

@UltimaQ I love elementary. It runs Pantheon DE which is very macOS-esque. The homegrown apps are very minimalistic and the design language is consistent across their suite of apps. I find this to be the best distro for my workflow. However I had to use (an unsupported) elementary tweak tool to set things up initially. But once you go past that, everything else is a breeze.

@saintograph Haha, that doesn't sound suspicious at all! I can actually grow really convincing wolverine-like muttonchop sideburns, but my mustache is thin like a pubescent teen!

Nice elementary os sticker 😍

Why is android ranting? Androids only crash, they dont rant

When you find/dev the library for that mustache, make it open source please!

@rusty-hacker Android couldn't fathom why anyone would even consider iOS.

@jarodsmk Of course. It'll be called "Mustache libre"!