This guy loves Java too much. - devRant

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lotd

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Oh look, it's a Javarian!
I hear their native habitat is so remote it's in the abstract, and their religion prohibit the use of procedural transaction scripts..

Or at least that's what I'm told.
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nblackburn

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Religion: Jarvinitarian
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tatocaster

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Javatar 😂
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nblackburn

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@tatocaster That's who hosts their profile pics.
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feynman

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Not enough love for the Java on devRant for me ;)
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lotd

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@feynman maybe we're bashing at Java because we secretly love it ;)
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grolofson

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@feynman Java constructors are nice, they just work. Messed with kotlin liked it tell I got to constructors. Switched to Dart it seems pretty decent so far.
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yellow-dog

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No such thing as too much
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stalinkay

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Seriously???
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deusprogrammer

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I could never love Java too much. That's just not possible.
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A-C-E

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@javarules
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JavaRules

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This just made my day! :) ☕☕☕
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Demy

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Those are scars
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tahnik

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@JavaRules Bro I'm gonna be you in a few months. <3
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Grumpy

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Google search string of the day: "is the new Cobol". See what language comes up.

(Disclosure: I'm a functional programmer, and as a species, we've always had an issue with verbosity)
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deusprogrammer

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@Grumpy Lisp rules.
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tomabolt

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Interesting (googling "is the new java" ahah)
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wildramen

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I guess he thinks the Universe was made in Java at Big Bang.
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kescherRant

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Java 9? Dis even exist yet boi?

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