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Java rules ☕️☕️☕️
Skills

Java1, java2, java3, java4, java5, java6, java7, java8, java9.
Location

Javaville, republic of Java
Website

http://java.com
Github

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Joined devRant on 9/14/2016

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For those of you who once knew me, I’m a C# dev now. I’m sorry I let you all down.

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Forget about a missing semicolon. I was forwarding Neo4j to port 4747 and calling it in Asp.Net with port 7474 in Docker containers. It took me 6 hours to figure that one out. Lol, It's time for the weekend.

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*People* You're always on your phone!
*Me* I'm a fucking mobile developer FFS!

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Does anyone even remember how they found DevRant? I feel like I was just born with it.

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Linux isn't the only option for trying to breath some life into an old machine. Give Solaris a try :) ☕

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So a hosting site popped saying here is some discount. I inspected element. Found the script and got an additional 70% off.

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Had a swift 2.0 project with 32 warnings.
*updates project to Swift 3.0*
756 warnings. Can anyone beat me?

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React-Native documentation, are they serious?

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When someone gets you:

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You guys have ducks to help your code work. I have Lucille to motivate it to work. ☕

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Any non tech people think you're crazy when you talk about time in decimals?
I said 1.75 years, I nearly got sectioned. Lol

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Any one here just want to write the logic of programs and despise any form of design work?

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That face you make when your IDE tries to tell you how to write your code...

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Anyone else make the weirdest workarounds ever to trivial framework problems. Then read documentation to find out that there was a function for that...

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/* !rant
What do you appreciate the most when you code? A vertical ultra wide monitor makes me soooo happy. :) */

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The most difficult decision as a programmer is: Do I try and fix this... or do I start again...

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"Best" resumes in the world thread.

Brace yourselves...

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If you woke up tomorrow and it was the year 2000, but you only remembered tech stuff from the future. What would you do?

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Would you still be a programmer if CTRL-Z didn't exist?

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What's the worst word in the world? "Canceling"... Get your UX act together and hide the process... please

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Swift changes syntax again! Apple is treating their language like an Apple product. Why can't they decide? What's that? you have a project? Goodluck converting your code when we decide to change everything ;)

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