Christmas 🌲 party at work tonight. It's going to be boring since we are only 9 staffs.

Please give me a good reason so I can ditch this party? The best one I have so far is "I have shit in my pants. going home to cleanup and change. I will come back."

For some reason i imagined 9 wizard staffs arranged around a table.

@nblackburn They all are fucking stupid people. Boss, PM and designers. Am the only dev in here.

@PoweredByCoffee Why is that a bad thing, i have always found small companies are more enjoyable to work for.

@elcore wait... Fuck this is good reason. Thanks bro

@nblackburn when people get drunk in my company, they start giving lectures how development and designers should work. Developers and Designers are the only 2 team that's hold this company from closing down. Sales, PM and Boss are losers putting blame on others to save their ass.

@PoweredByCoffee Sounds like a normal company to me

Party pooper. One who poops at parties. Say you have another Christmas party to drop in on?

Can't see what's wrong with saying you're just not interested.

Get drunk!