What's your best programmer pickup line? - devRant

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38

uziiuzair

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9y

You're the IDE that autocompletes me.
32

pow377

292

9y

I have 99% uptime.
25

MeriB

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9y

Are you an exception? Lemme catch you!
11

Berkmann18

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@MeriB Or: Are you an exception ? ... Because I want to catch you.
21

wilziack

617

9y

Hey baby, wanna execute an infinite loop of pleasure?
16

Kimmax

10683

9y

We can make a frame work
6

CodesNotHot

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https://www.devrant.io/rants/301117
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rantymcrantface

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9y

I'm a coder. Let me show you some Python.
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thaon

362

9y

Yes
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Paralax

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9y

@rantymcrantface More like "Let me show you my Python" ;)
11

NathanFlurry

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9y

What's your port number so we can connect?
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jonasclaesbe

447

9y

UDP: I don't care if you feel it, I think it's in so it's fine.
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jonasclaesbe

447

9y

@erikdreyer11 Ahh thanks man! ;)
8

MeriB

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9y

@Berkmann18 Haha ^^ Check this one out : What about letting me be the pointer to your variable? So gimme your address x)
0

goofle

200

9y

@MeriB I'm a pointer receiver, give me your address 😁
10

leny

452

9y

sudo date me
2

jonasclaesbe

447

9y

@leny What if I alias sudo with computer? Computer date me?
1

Berkmann18

1189

9y

@MeriB Awesome one haha XD!
2

jackgreen

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9y

Hey girl, wanna try a new package manager?!
0

brav0

68

9y

Pick up lines? Really?
8

jonasclaesbe

447

9y

Hey girl! I want to pipe my output into your input!
6

rehman

1512

9y

@Jonaskeuh that's not pickup line. That's getting you're ass kicked: p
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jonasclaesbe

447

9y

@rehman Yeah😂

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