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Hel8y3395yGirl: "What did you study in college?"
Me: "Computer Science"
Girl: "Ohhh, that's" <short awkward silence, followed by an insincere> "nice"
Every damn time :-/
r4lph955yI am loving sumologic btw.
Try telling them you work in encryption. Conversation won't even last that long.
nmunro32665yI just say:
"I'm a mad scientist who can do lots of things drunk that most people couldn't do sober."
"Ok... What does that entail?"
"I'm not allowed to talk about it... Not since the... Incident..."
Just kinda trail off and fake a cold shiver.
"... Those poor, poor penguins..."
nmunro32665y@smaisidoro Murphys law >.<
ggromx4625yperson: what do you do for a living?
me: I develop Web applications
person: so you studied computer science, design?
me: no I am a theoretical chemist
Yeah I have whittled it down a little more every year. Down to, 'I keep the business going and people in their jobs in the face of any crisis...'
I've whittled it down to: I'll be ruling the world with robots one day
moort44355yWe need a word for non-devs
Something like muggles...
@zombie01 the technically impaired?