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phoomparin
8y

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF BUSINESS MOTHERFUCKERS USING TECHNICAL FUCKING BUZZWORDS LIKE THEY KNOW SHIT ABOUT TECH! THEY TRY TO BE FUCKING SMARTASSES AND ARGUE WITH DEVELOPERS LIKE GOD KNOWS WHY THIS FUCKING DOUCHE IS NOT THROWN IN /dev/null YET!

Ugh. He try to sound smart and argued with a unity game developer why the dev is not using "react" and "redux" in his game, purely because "since its the hype in 2016"... I was like really nigga?? FOR FUCKS SAKE Do some research before you say! Then he argued with a senior full-stack web developer on why they're using ES6 and not ES7, purely because he heard that ES7 is newer. When we try to explain we're not using decorator syntaxes since we use pure functions in our codebase, or how we haven't installed any ES7 babel plugins to transpile our code, he kept saying ES7 is newer and cooler and we must use it somehow... More to rant but i am fucking tired right now...

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  • 16
    8y
    wow and I thought my client that dos his own sites was bad. by the way this meme fits better but yours is nice also.
  • 5
    8y
    What's his business? Why not return the favor, perhaps in sequence of each other :p
  • 4
    8y
    ++ for you sir. New trends are really pain in the ass if it comes to talking with a client. The less they know the more thery argue (not everyone however).
  • 2
    8y
    @divil what does high level approach mean?
  • 2
    8y
    I'm guessing high level programming :p
  • 1
    8y
    @divil oh, are you in politics? ;D
  • 1
    8y
    @divil I see. The all talk no action mantra seems to be overwhelmingly popular in politics, at least from my limited scope of view :p
  • 2
    8y
    Wait a couple of days and he'll be like, use ES8 wtf ...
  • 3
    8y
    That's when you say, "what do you mean? This is ES7."
  • 1
    8y
    Give him either at least four middle fingers, or a fist to the face!
  • 2
    8y
    When business make decissions on your stack... It's like a rally driver's wife would pick his race car based on her favourite color
  • 3
    8y
    I had similar cases and we agreed to plainly lie to them:
    "We are already using the latest spark version?"
    Sure...

    "Is our application full React?"
    Hummm... give us 1 sprint!
    Done!
  • 0
    8y
    Just say that you don't use ES7 because you prefer ES8
  • 0
    3y
    I also love pointless A/B testing they are the bestsssssss
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