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valkn0t14044dHonestly the only one I usually get in the rare meetings I host/attend are the "I know we've said no technical discussion" ones...and I guess the "why are we here" bc if I was invited to a meeting me and 1-2 others are ALWAYS on before the host lmao
Root7287444dGet your shit together you unprofessional cunts! Why the fuck you working here again? Eh? *hic* Who the hell hired you, anyway? And have they been fired for it yet? Y’all should get canned. “I don’t wanna work with billy because he’s mean!” Well fuck you and billy both! Take your squabbles back to the playground where you belong. *hic* Yeah that’s right I’m drunk. It’s from having to deal with all of you like I’m some kinda kindergarten teacher or something. Ha, you should see HR’s stash. It’s bigger than mine, and it gets smaller every time they gotta call you in over some squabble. Kinda like mine does every time I have to help you with googling the basics. Or redo whatever crap you dumped in my inbox. Yeah, you heard me. *hic* Your code is uglier than you are, and you both belong in the crapper!
sudo-compile88844d"Why is it so bad when production is down?"
I mean, really???
German is hard to translate sometimes...
Wer hat dir denn ins Gehirn geschissen?
sounds way better than...
Who shat in your brain?
But all in all. I had really weird meetings. Doing management since 10 years plus.
There are really days where you think someone put roofies in your coffee because suddenly the most sane persons went nuts... And you ask yourself: How long was I out .... What the hell has happened?
Management is essentially one thing: getting used to that everythings crazy. And no, there's neither a minimum nor a maximum.
And meetings is for crazyness the open fire for a moth: veeeerrrry attractive. And deadly. But crispy!
PepeTheFrog31243d"No meeting agenda or clear organisation! Well I guess this meeting does not concern me."
Things I wished I said more often.
Linux10A client drove 3 hours, for a urgent meeting with me that was solved by me adding CORS-headers
PaperTrail10Story of my most useless meeting? Too many to mention. Here's one. Years ago a new HR associate was specific...
irene193HR made a day long inclusiveness meeting. About why there are so few women in the department. Basically the co...