A cracker just fell under my desk.

I cannot find it.

It's not possible that the cracker traveled farther than everywhere I looked.

But I still can't find it.

Boi all the philosophy on dR today.
Dunno where it is but I found one today

@rutee07

Well I too was under my desk ... looking for it....

It's under your butt

@SortOfTested

Standing desk.

Checked anyway though, no luck.

Maybe it cracked the restrictions in this simulation

Its the borrowers.

The will return it any time, often when you least expect or want it ;)

As soon as the cracker detected someone searching for it, it vanished into its secret hideout where it sits in a dark room infront of an old cathode ray screen wearing a hoodie while fast-typing random passwords into a custom full-screen authentication dialog...

I found a cracker under MY desk.. I don't eat crackers.

Check your clothing, pockets, etc.

Looking forward to an update on its whereabouts.

next time put a Tracker on your Cracker so when he slips under your desk pick it up and cronch it

@blindXfish

That explains a great deal.

check your oabts cuffs if they're rolled.

theres also the possibility it landed edge first and rolled like a wheel. seen it happen.

what an exciting life I lead.

i remember reading somewhere that there's a fraction of a chance that fusion can occur on impact of two objects. maybe it's in your anus. the molecules will actually bind together.

The bug gods demanded a sacrifice....

@GhostDev this is my favorite reply so far.

Maybe the dog snatched it up like a ninja.

@JeffGregg ya got ya first double D++ from a kid! welcome to dev rant =))

@JeffGregg Your most very welcome :)

Glad I'm not the only one this happens to! lol