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Allen-Edward
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One day browsing the internet, I find a website that is hiring web developers. I was curious, so I decided to see the requirements.

Job : To manage this website
Skills Required

6+ years Experience of
HTML
CSS
JavaScript
Node.js
Vue.js
TypeScript
Java
PHP
Python
Ruby
Ruby on Rails
ASP.NET
Perl
C
C++
Advanced C++
C#
Assembly
RUST
R
Django
Bash
SQL

Built at least 17 stand alone desktop apps without any dependencies with pure C++

Built at least 7 websites alone.
3+ years Hacking experience
built 5 stand-alone mobile with Java, Dart and Flutter
7800+ reputations on stack overflow.
Answered at least 560 questions on stack overflow
Have at least 300 repositories on GitHub, GitLab, Bitbucket.
Written 1000+ lines of code on each single repository.

Salary: $600 per month.

If he learnt all languages one by one at age 0, he will be 138 now!

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  • 9
    4y
    Did you forget to add the joke tag?
  • 5
    4y
    I'm not terribly far off from having that stack in my pocket...

    But I'm gonna need 10X that pay.
  • 8
    4y
    Other then assembly, I've atleast worked with all that in the past somewhere along the line 😆

    $600/month though, that's rough.
    I wouldn't get out of bed for $600/day if all that was my day job.
  • 1
    4y
    They forgot to add a zero?!
  • 0
    4y
    its my job 😎
  • 0
    4y
    C++, ADVANCED C++, assembly
  • 1
    4y
    Be glad it doesn't also require TensorFlow and a PhD in microbiology...
  • 3
    4y
    Ok the list of languages is absurd already (for a single website) but that second part of requirements can't be real. The numbers seem so arbitrary and rediculous... 300 repos? Dafuq?
  • 2
    4y
    Also need 50,000 points on devRant
  • 1
    4y
    Salary for that would be couple of millions bucks a month, $100.000 or something.
  • 1
    4y
    Assembly to manage a website.
  • 2
    4y
    R is another interesting entry. Matlab is another good language to know for web development.
  • 0
    4y
    @Nanos it can be correct or not.
  • 0
    4y
    When incompetent people try to play a game
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