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Saw this on FB, so have at it! Explain programming/development as badly as possible. :D

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    My hands keep moving and i have no idea how to make stop but sometimes they make things happen that makes money appear in my bank.
  • 7
    I make your computer freeze
  • 5
    Lunatic due to constantly being forced to implement and discuss the delusions of people who call themselves intelligent.
  • 3
    I look like a genius to people that can't read code.
  • 4
    I write stuff on the screen which increases my autism level
  • 4
    I will fix your computer for free
  • 2
    I type words and sentences into a notepad, some come up in different colours, some have red underlines. I have no idea what's going on half the time.
  • 1
    I get paid for spelling stuff.
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