I just read some of my old rants and it's no wonder I don't have more likes. Even I had trouble figuring out what I was talking about.

I'm not getting emails

Just realized that "Mary had a little lamb" is like the "Hello World" of musical instruments.

Designers, how hard is to accompany custom fonts with your layout files?!?!?!

Needed a quick demo screenshot for a meeting, but didn't have a dev site yet; so, I used the inspector to edit a similar existing page to them take a screenshot. This took the last 20 or so minutes before leaving for the day, and then I accidentally clicked a link on the page, navigated away and lost all changes.

Can we have some universal statement for wishing to up vote more than once. Something like...
for( vote=1; vote<=1000; vote++;)

Where 1000 could be variable based you excitement.

I always have such high hopes

The go-getter boss sets us up on basecamp. ( Mind you, this is just two weeks after starting us on Slack )
The first topic of discussion he puts out is "What would you suggest to improve meetings?" Considering the business genius has cancelled the past 5 office meetings, I replied with "The key to a successful meeting is actually having them."
Basecamp's been pretty quite ever since.

CMS: Library not detected
Me: Argh!
Check permissions

CMS: Library not detected
Me: Everytime, you F***er!
Download different version

CMS: Library not detect
Me: WTF!!!
20 minutes later....
...
wrong server😒

Many years ago, after a busy day and some stress eating, I built a button in my dream, and, almost as if I was triggering the reflux function, I clicked to test it, I shot straight up in my sleep from heart burn.

Early in my career, I would assume, user complaints were just their human error. Many years later, I'm continually surprised how often users find legitimate bugs. Very rarely do I get a password-not-working-type complaint.