One teammate during Standup - I'm working on the things I should be working on.

And then he woke up 😂🙈

Totally non-passive-aggressive statement about the usefulness of daily standups when you are working on a feature you expect to be done with in a month...

Could go worse... Had some colleagues who took about 40 mins for a freaking standup cause they kept cracking jokes or being stupid.

"ThE sTaNdUpS aRe So LoNg CaUsE We HaVe LoTs Of FeAtUrEs" -takes 10 mins to say that he made no progress cause he keeps cracking jokes.

@piratefox Damn, unless you've got a team of 6+ people, 15mins should be enough for everyone to answer the three questions.

means he is doing the work he loves to do

Today mine will be "yesterday I accessed Jira" which was a huge achievement!

Personally I hate standups, especially if they're daily. Would rather have weekly if that.

I find retrospectives even stupider since nobody ever does anything about what we discuss.

@Berkmann18 absolutely agree... The shorter the better, standup is mostly to have an overview, not to do standup comedy