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I have a college that never seems to answer anything fully, just the bare minimum to make it seem like he did.

Regular conversations with him goes like this:

Me: “hey, I have a problem with this feature you added, I’m getting an error *insert error*”
Him: “yeah theres a script for that...”

Me: *wait for the script he mentioned*

Me: “whats the script?”
Him: “it’s FixIssues.sh”

Me: *looks for the script in the project*

Me: “hey, I can’t find it, where is it?”
Him: “here it is” *pastes a script into chat*
Me: “Oh, where can i find that in the project?”
Him: “you can’t”
Me: “???”
Him: “I have it in my OneDrive”

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? Why this song and dance every time I ask something? This conversation could have been over in 1 minute but instead we both have to waste 15 minutes of our time to get this far.

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  • 12
    Maybe he is high all the time.
  • 13
    By College you mean Colleague, right?
    Just to clarify.
  • 2
    @NoMad huh... Barely noticed that mistake
  • 0
    Maybe he has autism? Autistic people tend to take things literally (not on purpose)

    Of course he could still be taking the piss
  • 0
    What a cunt, don't actually understand how those people getting a job, imagine being such a dick on the interview, boy, he wouldn't even get a job in Mcdonalds.
  • 2
    @Cyanide don’t doubt he is!

    @NoMad yeah, I guess autocorrect wasn’t correct this time
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