If you accidentally send out a porn link, your best line of defense is to send 10 more, then blame it in a virus.

In fact just make a virus at this point.

Or just blame it on an immature friend

Too bad people won't believe me since I'm the cyber sec guy and have pretty tight security 😫

@linuxxx say that you were testing this scary virus from china in a sandbox on the mainframe but it got jailbroken and whenever you tried vaulting it it was sending the links.

Throw in more holywood cyber words in there and you'll impress them.

@juzles this guy knows what's up

@juzles So, hum... How many porn links did you send to think of that excuse? :p

Too bad this came from 9Gag.
Create your own content people!

@W1ckeD It came from 9gag? Then it probably came from Reddit

@vasq Probably, either way it's not original content.

@W1ckeD This came from my shower thoughts. But OK

@tisaconundrum Then it's your content

@W1ckeD Yay :D

@juzles "It corrupted my SQL and overloaded the memory pointers!"

Best virus ever XD

Or just own it: "Sorry, can't talk now. Masturbating".

Been there done that
😂