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qviper
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Have you ever had an idea to hit your supervisor on the face?

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    Abort! Abort! Do not recommend.
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    Not really.

    Like annoyed or upset sure but that just makes me want to leave for a better place ... hurt them.
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    Many, many times.
    And I have on a few occasions, too! At least on the top of the head.

    One in particular comes to mind: My boss refused to make a decision and we were quickly running out of time. I bopped him on the head with a rolled up magazine, and that somehow got his brain working again. I don’t remember the details other than just how satisfying the feeling and “whap” sound was.

    On another occasion with that same boss, he refused to come up with ideas for a logo. We sat there discussing it for twenty some minutes and he kept shooting down my suggestions. Soooo I told him that if he didn’t come up with an idea, I would make the new logo a poptart with sprinkles. He kind of looked annoyed at me, but still didn’t offer any suggestions. So, I started making the poptart logo right there in front of him. He got mad, but did start giving me ideas :)

    (The logo ended up being some really lame star motif. The poptart was much prettier!)
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    What if I told you I hit them?
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    @Root nice story.
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    @asgs i will ask if you were fine after that.
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    Before: yes. Now? No, I love this man, and I would kill for the dude. Good bosses are out there lads, fuck the ones not worthy of your employment, find and fight for the ones that are worthy.
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    @qviper nah, I didn't hit. But I yelled right on their faces multiple times. It felt so good

    Sometimes, yelling with rage is the only thing that seems to work

    I'm not recommending this behavior anyhow. It certainly depends on the mood and how bad/costly their mistakes are. It could backfire as well, so proceed with caution
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    Well... I hit the wall with my fist.

    Fist got stuck in wall as it was...Rigips?

    Plasterboard in English I think.

    I don't even remember why anymore. Guess it was a PTSD project, and it was obvious from the beginning it would end in PTSD.

    Except that I remember that we hang up a poster to hide it and whenever chef entered the room and tried to pull a stunt the situation mostly ended up with the whole room staring at the poster.

    Sadly it didn't stop him from his profound dumbness.
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    @Root woman priviledge
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