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johnmelodyme
3y

What the F**K? Why Marketing department always think they know better than IT Department? They always tell us "What so difficult to do this thing? You guys must have templates and change a few things!"

Let me give you some insight here, that this guy is the guy who buy website templates from programmers, change things and upload the site to Bluehost or Wordpress, That's all he do.

Our Software Archictect, colleagues and I personally went from "What the f***?" to "Are you f**king Kidding Me? "

Sometimes I just want to tell him this "Hey you mother f**ker, based on your f**king statement , why would you need programmers then? You guys can just buy the templates and change things".....

F**k you Marketing Department!

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  • 6
    3y
    They think they’re developers! Well in their tiny heads they’re supposedly better and smarter than you and your team! They supposedly know how to code! If they think they’re better why are they wasting money on the development team when they can do it themselves?? Have them rewrite the entire code base (they want to use firebase bc an article sez it’s da bomb). I would love to ask them for their github accounts or any programming experience they have (they might be confused and ask “what’s a github”)
  • 13
    3y
    Wanna have some fun? Do EXACTLY as you are told. I just removed all navigation from a contact page as that is the consequence of them "knowing better". Also removed that site from my portfolio for obvious reasons, lol :)
  • 2
    3y
    @Inxentas the hero we deserve.
  • 1
    3y
    The marketing wankers are basically hired based on their know it all attitude and ability to manipulate the public to think that they should all be buying crap. So I guess it's not too surprising.
  • 0
    3y
    Flik, funk, fork, folk, flak all mach your pattern. You can just say what you want here. No need for pattern recognition.

    Anyhow, when a thing like that comes up more than twice. I just stop helping them and let them figure it out. They need you.

    If that still does not help you can just say you can fully automate their job. Social media posts and newsletters based on recent content creations and just some randomisation with a,b testing (self optimising) in AdWords advertisements.
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