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You’d wish the marketing team said “April fools” after pretty much every “suggestion” they’ve made
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@johnmelodyme i heard of this one restaurant that makes pizza using ketchup and American cheese....🤢
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Actually the poison control centers should suggest eating that abomination as a way to induce vomiting
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@iiii anyone who puts mayo on pizza should be shot...I hate mayo in general. Nasty white slime
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@d-fanelli @iiii can I out something like alternative to mayonnaise but look similar?
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dmonkey23274y@Nanos takes litterally 5 mins to make mayonnaise at home dude
Plus, with industrial stuff, depending on where you live, you cannot trust the ingredients. Who cares about bacteria and stuff when god knows what exactly are you swallowing -
dmonkey23274y@Nanos
Sunflower seed oil
Half a lemon
One egg
Salt
A bit of white vinegard
Pepper?
First of all put the oil bottle in the fridge for let's say a couple of hours. The bottle must become opaque on the external part. I usually keep it there all the time.
I usually use about 400ml of oil.
Put the ingredients in a cilyndric container. Mix them with an immersion blender. Done. -
dmonkey23274y@Nanos shit I'm sorry. I once tried to replace the sunflower oil with other oils, it kinda worked.
For the lemon... Idk
So today 1st April is the only date you can say mean things back to your coworker and say "April's Fool"
Eg. "Hey your code like spaghetti with sauce , go get ketchup, btw April's fool".
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